Jay! Britney Spears’ sex tape? You really want to see it? Well, unfortunately I don’t have it and I can’t dig up all the green to get it from the dude who actually does have it. But then again, if you are american and you did take the liberty and the effort to search for this infamous tape, surely you can watch this video with, among others, Jennifer Aniston, Halle Berry, Ellen DeGeneres, Sarah Silverman and many others.

Afterwards, I would strongly encourage clicking one of these links.